Supply Assistant

So, you’ve watched Jim and Dwight on NBCs The Office so many times, you’ve decided you want to pull some office pranks of your own? Well here’s a few of our easy-to-pull while simultaneously harmless office pranks that involve both business office supplies and office janitorial supplies:

The Zoo Called

This one might take a little longer than you would hope. Have a secretary leave their boss a message saying they call back “Mr. Lyon” or “Mrs. Behr.” The number they call back should be the local zoo. If they don’t get it immediately, give them another zoo to call… and another, and another, until they get it.

Drinking Windex

This one is straight out of another TV show, ABCs Scrubs. You know those clear liquid-squirt bottles usually filled with Windex? Well, for the non-athlete who wasn’t aware, blue Gatorade looks EXACTLY like windex. Fill one of these bottles with blue Gatorade, and start randomly drinking out of it. This will really freak your co-workers out.

Stuck Pen

Ever see someone glue a quarter to the floor? This is kind of like that, only instead of currency, you’re using business office supplies. Take a co-workers pen tops and glue them to his or her pens. Make sure they’re on their tight with a true industrial glue, however, ‘cause if the victim can pull the top off without much difficulty, it sort of defuses the fun. (Doesn’t work if your entire office has nothing but “clicky-bottoms.”)